Wednesday, February 24, 2021

An Elf's Tale

 Gogo:  I am the CEO of Santa.  So, that means I’m VERY boring.  But, I am very smart as a businessman.  I love to comb my hair.  I comb my hair at least 84 times a day.  


George:  Lucky!  I don’t even have hair!


Gogo:  If I can’t comb my hair at least 84 times a day, I might as well kill myself!  Oh, I’m a very dramatic elf.  


Chris:  Oh my GOD, I am the opposite of dramatic!  Oh my god, you’re stupid.


Gogo:  Santa chose me to be one of his reindeer, Rudolf, and I said nnaaaaayyyyy!  I have a carrot for a nose!  


Chris:  Who wrote this story, Katie Carriero?


George:  Who’s a stupid person?  I’m a stupid person!  And I have no brains!


Gogo:  This is my story, now shut up!


Chris:  Or else what?!?


George:  Oh yeah, whatever he said!


Gogo:  Or else Santa won’t give you any gifts!  Bark!  Roof!


Chris & George:  Ahh!  Okay okay!  We’ll listen!  We’re out of here!


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