Once there was an elephant, he was so dumb
He did not know the difference between an angel and some gum
He was so fat, but nothing compared to a cat
He was bigger than a house, but he was scared of a mouse
He will crush you is you brush his teeth
He will eat you if his song you repeat
He knows his multiplication tables
But he can’t read his clothing labels
His favorite food is a nice plate of human-fish
Which he eats on his favorite dinner dish
When Trunk needs to go to sleep
He will read holding up his feet
Goodnight, goodnight Trunk
At least you have a cozy bunk
(and you're not a monk!)
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