Wednesday, February 24, 2021

A Little Scare

 Once there was an elephant, he was so dumb 

He did not know the difference between an angel and some gum

He was so fat, but nothing compared to a cat

He was bigger than a house, but he was scared of a mouse

He will crush you is you brush his teeth

He will eat you if his song you repeat

He knows his multiplication tables

But he can’t read his clothing labels

His favorite food is a nice plate of human-fish

Which he eats on his favorite dinner dish

When Trunk needs to go to sleep

He will read holding up his feet

Goodnight, goodnight Trunk

At least you have a cozy bunk

(and you're not a monk!)

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A Little Scare

  Once there was an elephant, he was so dumb  He did not know the difference between an angel and some gum He was so fat, but nothing compar...