Wednesday, February 24, 2021

y & The Alien


Mom:  Timmy!  Your room is such a big mess!!!

Timmy:  Mom, it’s not my fault my room’s a mess! 

 Mom:  Of course it’s your fault!  Because the only other person in your room was Anthony.  And he’s such a good boy!

Timmy:  Me and Anthony were playing with his new race cars. Only four of them. 

Mom:  And what does that have to do with our conversation?

Timmy:  And we heard a weird noise outside, so we opened the window. 

Mom:  First of all, you shouldn’t have even opened the window.

Timmy:  But, this huge spaceship landed and a green alien with three heads came out and jumped in the window. 

Mom:  How come I didn’t hear it?

Timmy:  Just let me tell the real story!  Anthony tried to shoot him with my zapper gun.

Mom:  That thing can kill people!  It’s too dangerous for you to play with!!

Timmy:  But it didn’t even hurt him — he just got real mad! 

Mom:  Wait, what color is the alien again?

Timmy:  Green.  Anyway, so he knocked all the books off my shelf.

Mom:  Ah, green.

Timmy:  Did you even pay attention to the rest of the sentence?

Mom:  Um, actually no…

Timmy:  This is my least favorite part.  He picked up my toy box with his antennas and dumped it all over my room. 

Mom:  So, let me guess, so you threw a Frisbee at him and it bonked him on his third head?

Timmy:  Well, I love you mama.  And you are correct.

Mom:  Just go on with the fake story Timmy. 

Timmy:  It’s not fake!  And I’ll go on with my story.  Then, he slimed out the window.

Mom:  I love you too Timmy.  But you have to know when to be literal and when to be figurative.

Timmy:  And the spaceship disappeared into the sky!  

Mom:  Who wrote this story?  Katie Carriero?

Timmy:  Geez, Mom, you should be happy I’m still alive!

Mom:  Just wait till I tell your dad this story!

Alien:  Hi!

Timmy:  See mom?!?

Mom:  Ahhh!!  Okay!  I’m sorry I didn’t believe you.

Timmy:  Actually mom, that’s not an alien!  It’s Anthony!!

Mom:  I was wrong about Anthony.  He’s a bad boy.

Timmy & Anthony:  Haha!

Timmy:  Never tell me to clean my room again!

Mom:  Okay.


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