Wednesday, February 24, 2021

A Pumpkin Life


George:  Hmm, hmm, it’s nice to be a pumpkin.  I’m always very warm because I have a hot candle glowing inside me.  Just so you know, I’m the dumbest pumpkin in the world, I may say things that are not smart.  My favorite holiday is Christmas!  I love to see the rest of the pumpkins rot away.  Was I supposed to tell you about my life story?  Wait, wait!  I’m dumb so I don’t need to do anything.  You know what?  I’m really thirsty for vampire blood.  And I am hungry for myself!  Gobble gobble. 

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